You are the salt of the Libertaria earth. You represent the hopes and dreams of the middle class. Without the soul crushing regulations to hold you down, you are better able to seek your fortunes in the free market where you have the freedom to rise up into the ranks of the Oligarchy! Breathe in that fresh smog! Your coughs fuel the gears of true freedom!
As a middle class citizen you have a job, a house, bills, and $20,000 Libertaria Monetary Units saved. You don't own a bank, so where are you keeping your money?
In the bank.
Under my mattress, it's the safest place!