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I am NOT Lazy

You work harder and longer hours than ever before. You are determined to keep your house. The high salt Ramen diet mixed with a constant stream of coffee and energy drinks keeps you going. It's really all you can afford considering your low wages and high amount of debt. You looked into getting a debt consolidation loan from the bank, but they are unwilling to help considering you still owe them fees for your below minimum balance $0 account. They do offer you a loan, but the monthly payments would be more than what you are paying now and the interest rate on the loan is 180%.

Unwilling to rack up more debt, you avoid the hospital at all costs. The warning signs mount up as your kidneys begin to pump poison into your body. Your heart palpitations get worse with each sip of caffeine. It's unclear what eventually kills you, but you are found slumped at your desk in the middle of typing up a TPS report. It is commendable that you attempted to live up to the Libertarian dream. You clearly just did not have the talent to do so.

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